It's Samhain. Wiccans and Pagans worry about the following, in the days leading up to October 31:
The opening of the gates of Life and Death:
The blighting of the crops:
The rising of the Pooka:
The reaping of the Dead:
The coming of the Crone:
The Visiting of the Dead:
The Wandering of the fey:
Here's what you non-Pagans worry about:
And you all think WE'RE weird.
Happy Halloween, and Good Samhain, everyone!